Top 10 Alternatives to Counting Sheep

10. Ousted leaders from the Middle East

9. Dropped allegations against NBA players

8. CMYK numbers for shades of blue

7. Cereals

6. New York based startups

5. NPR sponsors

4. Calls made to your apartment’s super

3. The names of all the bodega owners within a 5 block radius

2. Frequently recommended movies on Netflix

1. Depressed authors from Europe

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