Top 10 Honest Wedding Themes

1. We’re only doing this because one of us is dying

2. Don’t lie. You’re only here for the free booze.

3. Just pleasing our parents

4. Tax breaks!

5. Making my fiance’s immigration easier

6. I want to split the rent on my apartment

7. Covering up my fiance’s homosexuality. Guess who did our decorations?!

8. We just really wanted to get dressed up.

9. Grandma’s not going to be here much longer

10. I’m pregnant. Oops.

 

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